Bright Lights ♥

More shoes forever!! I've actually had these for awhile, but I'm feeling down  lately and the best thing for that is some obnoxiously fabulous and over-the-top pumps. These fit EXACTLY how Barbie's shoes fit. [If that doesn't make sense to you ... I'm not sure why you read this blog.] Plus, they show toe-cleavage, so ... hot. And for the record, I have not 'shopped these in any way. They are absolutely this bright!

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Cookie's Doodles

Cookie likes to doodle. She'll periodically doodle a picture for me that is so hilarious and wonderful that I feel the need to show people. Usually, people don't know what the hell is going on, so I'll try and caption these for you, but ... I just really feel the need to put this out there in the world. 

 Collected works, including "Milk Steak" and what she wishes I wore for Halloween this year.

 She wrote down that she was going to "draw me in a  Blake's bear coat" to which I said "dragon in a baked beans coat?!" ... result above.

 This is what she was actually going for ... me wearing my TV boyfriend [from Workaholics] Blake's famous bear coat. "Bitch better have my honey!"

We were talking about camel toes ... Thanksgiving is next week. Shit happens.

The absolute best portrait anyone has ever drawn of me. Brandon loved it. He is going to keep it in his wallet like normal men who keep pictures of their wives in their wallets ... only better and infinitely more accurate.

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Procrastination Is Key

I have so much stuff to do. I am absolutely refusing for some reason. My post-Halloween depression is waning, but I'm finding it very difficult to get motivated. So, here are some pictures I stole from the internet. My favorite blogs are Tumblr picture blogs, which is why I often [selfishly] have "visual inspiration" posts, but I've taken some pictures of my amazing neon pumps [sure to cheer your day!] and I've been working on a post on caramel apples, so if I can just finish 3 papers, catch up on my ZC orders, and take my Russia make up exam, I'll be blogging like hell this weekend. 

 

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Good Mourning

In case you were wondering ... I am, in fact, alive. Barely! 3 days before Halloween, in an unprecedented turn of events, I became ill! I rarely get sick, besides my insane intestines which choose to hate me from time to time. But, I got ... real, real sick. So, after my illness ruined my favorite day of the year, I had a couple of nice days before I got food poisoning. Dear God. I would not wish that on my worst enemy; and I have several people that I consider my enemy [because I'm 12] but I really don't believe anyone should feel that way. It kind of feels like you're about to die until you can finally fall asleep and then your body says "JUST KIDDING! Wake up! You really are going to die! Muwahahahbarf." I'm scared to eat turkey ever again in life. I also haven't cooked anything in two weeks and I lost 11lbs this weekend [yikes]. I'm turning into 19 year old Kate. This is bad news. But rest assured, I'll return to my pleasantly plump self and begin bugging you all about my newest recipes and shoes very soon.

So, now that I've dug myself out of all of that, with the help of my darling husband and some great friends, I have now realized that Halloween is over. So, now I'm depressed. Let us hope that Thanksgiving and Christmas can cheer me up enough to forget about my horrible Halloween!

One More Week ...

... 'til Halloween!! I've nearly finalized the details for the party, I've made my lists for last minute shopping, I've filled orders and I'm about to list my little Jack-o-Lantern Zombees ... sigh. I'm kind of getting depressed knowing that it is about to be over, but I'm going to try and enjoy this week as much as possible! I'd like to say "hello" and "thank you!" to my new followers. I really appreciate your interest in my little blog & I hope I can keep things fairly interesting!