Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Don't Dress Yourself, Alba


                                                update:  JESUS. TAP-DANCING. CHRIST. 
                                                update #2:  HOLY, shitballs.
                                                update #3:  OH. NO. SHE. DI-EHNT.

If you're under the impression that this is "fierce," "cute," or even "not that bad," ... just stop it. We can't be friends. Ever. Also, if you actually use the word "fierce" at any time other than a conversation about gladiator battles in ancient Rome or feral cat fights fighting in a back alley ... just click the little red X at the top right of this box. It's over between us, just move along. 



  1. Um. Is that thing HALF pleated? It looks like a bad joke. Speaking of jokes, I just finished Rose Madder and I'm pretty sure King wrote it as a joke to see what he could get away with.

  2. Oh man, the half-pleats was also my first complaint. The cut, ice-skating-esque sequined top and brown color came next. I don't even mind neon with nude. I actually have hot pink pants [like, highlighter color] that I've worn with a white tee and nude heels, but this brown color is NOT fitting the bill and it looks like her 3 year old daughter made it as far as quality. And the empire/a-line cut hides her shape; she looks like a futuristic bridesmaid.

  3. Why would someone with so much money wear something so poorly made?

    Also, even if it were well made, the entire concept for the dress is horrifying. electric piss and beige just don't go together.

  4. Fierce is also appropriate when making fun of Ty Ty Baby...