SWEET. FANCY. MOSES.
update: JESUS. TAP-DANCING. CHRIST.
update #2: HOLY, shitballs.
update #3: OH. NO. SHE. DI-EHNT.
If you're under the impression that this is "fierce," "cute," or even "not that bad," ... just stop it. We can't be friends. Ever. Also, if you actually use the word "fierce" at any time other than a conversation about gladiator battles in ancient Rome or feral cat fights fighting in a back alley ... just click the little red X at the top right of this box. It's over between us, just move along.