Hi wedgie ... meet bootie! [ew, haha]
When I was little and would leave my shoes all over the house [actually, that happens now ... thank goodness my dear sweet husband puts up with me] my Dad used to say "come pick up all these clod-hoppers!" I've never really owned a pair of shoes that came so close to perfectly fitting that description. These are the most fabulous clod-hoppers ever.
Witchy, no? Eek!