Weird how there is no "Calculate your own level of douche" app available. I know of at least 4 guys I've met that probably have this app. My anger towards people like that has really just turned to pity for them and those around them.
This place has more "Hello Kitty" cars per capita than any other city.
?!?!!?!? Hahahhaa. This is a real magazine that I found in WalGreens.